Spring has sprung and the backyard is once again filled with the sounds of crows screaming Ka-Ka all day long. All this cacaphony tilted my brain, dumping future puzzle ideas into the cesspool of my mind where thoughts of the recent rash of geometric dissection puzzles started to float to the top.
Last year, one of the 2 brass monkeys dropped a puzzle on the community (New Puzzle Comes Out – Smelling Of Roses) that is now developing into a series. My goal was to develop the second of those droppings. And a solid #2 at that.
We all spend too much time running around to no avail. So I wanted to design a puzzle where you could avoid the runs, take a sit, and solve a puzzle. A puzzle for everyone. Even the naysayers who proclaim: Puzzles? We don’t need no stinkin puzzles!
I decided that I had to bring this puzzle to life. It’s my duty!
Design
Sometimes I have puzzle ideas up the wazoo, sometimes I have to work at it, and sometimes both. I put myself under a lot of pressure to come up with this design but initially nothing was emerging. Then, when I was sitting on my porcelain thinking chair straining to bring to light a brilliant puzzle idea, it just materialized out of nowhere. What a relief!
To start the design process, I took one of my cubic dissection puzzle designs and decided to muck around with it. I decided it needed to have a crapazoid shape resulting from a crapazoidal projection of a diminishing cylinder in a polar coordinate system. It turns out that crapazoidal math is exceedingly complex and it’s very difficult to determine the feci of the curves. But I persevered and created the optimum crapazoidal dissection. It’s always nice to have another design in the can! According to the Hordern-Dalgety puzzle taxonomy, it’s classified as an ASS puzzle.
I did a data dump on it and it turns out to be a level 5.5.3.3.3.3 with 4 of those movements being rotational. It’s certainly not one of those boring watered down NM-ary challenges.
I originally decided to name it Smelling of Mums along the series theme but that M eventually evolved into a B.
Testing
Once I had the initial design, I went through several prototypes. Halfway through the design process, I had a brain fart and lost my momentum. The first 2 versions were complete failures but the turd one was a success. The most difficult part was determining the oder of the pieces to be added to the assembly.
| Piece of Crap |
Now it was time to get down to business. I was originally planing to make it out of coprolite but using FDM where everything gets built from the bottom was much cheaper. I also elected to go with a single color to avoid overtaxing the poop chute.
Unfortunately, Smelling of (M̶)Bums is a PITA to make and production is limited. I can only make one a day and sometimes the assembly line backs up. Eventually, I got in the groove and I had the runs coming out like clockwork.
Sales
I didn’t think that there would be any interest in such a complex puzzle but puzzlers are descending on this one like a business of flies as if it’s their duty. I design great puzzles and people tell me: That looks fantastic but I’m not buying puzzles right now. I make a piece of crap and I get: That puzzle looks like it stinks. I’ll take 2 please!
Distribution
When you’re dealing with piles of puzzles or vice versa, you need to settle on a shitting service to get them in the hands of puzzlers. They’re all shippy, but you need some means of leaving little packages in front of houses. Hopefully customs won’t require retaining a duty. At least I don’t have to worry about them getting damaged along the way since they’re very turdy.
Conclusion
In the end, I was happy to create the puzzle. It is comprised of several awesome movements and tolerances are dead on. Everything slides nicely, slick as … what you’d expect. Although I was initially worried about the theme, I was given some good advice a long time ago – Make your business, Your business! After all these decades, I finally get it.
Although I always try to make puzzles that look like something you want to have in your hands, this one may not be that puzzle. It also turned out that it wasn’t the puzzle to entice my NPSO. She reminded me once again that she won’t take any crap from me.
It may be a while before my next puzzle. I’m all pooped out.
| Uh Oh! |